actuallysyrie
all-da-ladies-luv-leoo

this post goes out to sally fucking jackson

the woman who stayed in an abusive relationship for years to keep her son safe.

the woman who survived a minotaur attack and the underworld.

the woman who ate a primarily blue diet out of pure spite.

the woman who turned her abusive husband into a statue and sold him for a fortune.

the woman who was offered, by poseidon, a palace under the sea if she wished.

the woman who picked up a shotgun from a police car, used it against a laistrygonian giant, and when asked when she learned how to use it, responded “just now”.

a woman who, without notice, was met by a newly-human god and his twelve year old master and, without batting an eye, offered them food and clothing.

a woman who is a mother above all mothers.

i love sally jackson.

actuallysyrie

You also forgot she was an orphan, and lived with her uncle(who didn't really care for her) and dropped out of high school to take care of him, and was left alone when he died of cancer with no degree or money, and-

savantegard
gayteensupreme

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005

autisticsupervillain
joeyclaire

steven is a really funny character actually. he never went to school. one of his powers is astral projection for no real reason. hes a musical prodigy. he was so traumatized by the end of the show they had to make an entire epilogue series about it. he spent seven years looking like a 3rd grader. he was even bisexual

joeyclaire

he went to the center of the earth. he saved the world in flip flops. he broke his bones every day and didnt even notice. he killed someone

just-watch-me-hachiko

he didn’t have a bellybutton. he actively chose to eat super crispy bits of potato that got left in the deep fryer. he lived in a house but his dad lived in a car within walking distance of his house. he could revive people from the dead. all of his clothes were concert merchandise. he had an outdoor washing machine. he was put on trial for murder. he broke both federal and state child labor laws

imhereformysciencefriends

The murder he was on trial for was different than the murder he committed

hedronalignment

The murder he went on trial for was a murder his mom committed. The victim of the murder was also his mom.

joeyclaire

he plead guilty